Week 15 Real Bets

While my picks have sucked, I've just about broken even on my real bets.

So let's see if I can get in the black here.



BET 1: $5 on Green Bay -3 over Chicago

I may as well start dating Chicago because they've been fucking me for about two months now. I should avoid their games like the plague, but...I just like Green Bay to roll here too much to leave it alone.

When's the last time Green Bay didn't beat the Bears? George Halas was probably coaching against Curly Lambeau that day.




BET 2: $5 on NYG +1 over Atlanta

How do I not bet my sizzler? I hate Atlanta. I don't care if this game is in their stupid dome with their stupid fans that probably have no idea what their team's record is.

NY has been spotty but they've been good as of late and I'm hoping good NY carries over for another week.



Bet 3: $5 on Minnesota +2.5 over St. Louis

As much as I like Minnesota to just win this straight up, I probably should have taken the money line. Probably about +150. Oh well.

AP probably runs for about 400 yards this week. He's desperate to break Dickerson's record and they have nothing else going on for them. You heard it here first!




Bet 4: $5 on Denver -3 over Baltimore

So I guess I'm basically betting on every road team. A unique strategy. Sure to succeed. Always works. Love road teams.

Whatever. Denver is good and Baltimore is not. By that logic, Denver should be ok to win this one by a field goal.




Bet 5: $4.71 parlay of the above to win $67.50

I know pros say avoid parlays, but I like them. They are fun. I needed to spend $4.71 to get down to an even number. Who doesn't like even numbers?




Bet 6: $5 on Minnesota/St. Louis OVER 39.0

I just figure that points will be scored in the dome. If St. Louis wins and I blow the first bet, I'm sure it will be because they scored enough to push this game over 40.



Ok, that's all for this week. Year to date: Down like, 78 cents in vigs.