Heat and Meat's Dripping Wet Sports Picks

Week 12 brought a lot of ups and downs in the NFL and with Meat’s predictions.  All I know is that some changes will definitely be made in Philadelphia. Andy Reid can’t even keep his own children alive let alone the Eagles playoff hopes. At least Meat and I stayed alive one more week in our survivor pool thanks to the Colts 20-13 win over Buffalo.

This week’s choice has already caused confusion for the dynamic duo. I have decided to rank my picks in order of confidence.  Each week there are about 16 games played in the NFL depending on bye weeks. I will rank the games in order of how confident I am with my choice. The higher the number, the more confident I am that my choice will win. So let’s give it a go…Oh and I bet $5 a game...

#1 (least confident) New Orleans @ Atlanta

I could flip a coin in this matchup and feel satisfied with either side. NO has been playing well as of late despite having the worst defense in the league. Their secondary should be on Teen Mom. Sproles should be back and not limited to help an already unstoppable passing game for Brees. Atlanta has a better defense and has the home field going for them.

Atlanta -3.5

#2   Seattle @ Chicago

Beast Mode and RW3 bring their talents to Chicago to face the Diabetic Hurler and the Bears defense. Seattle is coming off an embarrassing road loss to face a tough defense at home. The chickenhawks better hope that the Bears play as bad as Urlacher’s acting.

Chicago -6.5

#3  Cincy @ San Diego

Phillip Rivers is overrated and San Diego might be the best city to live for single professionals under 40, but I can’t stand their football team, except for their jerseys. The powder blue was the best look in the NFL before the Seahawks took that spot this season.  Cincy is playing well as of late, even if it was just the Raiders. Expect the Dalton-Green express to continue rolling.

Cincy -5.5

#4 Cleveland @ Oakland

Both teams suck and should just prepare for the draft. Wait, the Raiders can’t. They don’t have draft picks for the next two years. Thanks Carson, you slightly better Sanchez. I’m going with the Raid pieces on this one. Trent “Greased Pig” Richardson is having a great season, but I can’t see the Raiders losing to the Shit Browns at home. Beating the Browns this week should validate the first win vs Pittsburgh for the silver and black.

Raiders -3.5

#5  Arizona @ New York Jets

A third string QB vs Arizona’s Lindley who passed for 300yds last week and no TDs in a loss. This game better not be on television in South Florida, or someone’s job should be terminated.  This is as good a week as any to debate the Tebow situation in NY.

Arizona -6.5

#6  Indy @ Detroit

Luck is on a roll. Them Colts kept Heat and Meat alive last week . The Colts are playing for a cure. If they win the Superbowl this year, they will amputate Luck’s arm and cure Leukemia! There’s no better reason to root for a team. Detroit looks good on paper, but when you throw all those high ego low talent names on the field they just kick people and forget what playing football looks like. Stafford will throw for 300 with 3 TDs and 2 Ints and Megatron will have a monster game, but it will all be for nothing.

Indy -5.5

#7 Jacksonville @ Buffalo

There have been Henne sightings the last two weeks in Jacksonville. It seems that Chad forgot how much he sucked. But it is nice to see someone finally throwing to DUI Blackmon. Buffalo says that CJ Spiller is going to get 60% of the carries this week, while Fred Jackson will get 40%. Thanks Buffalo for the inside info! With that type of strategy their only worry should be containing Mr. Shorts III.

Buffalo – 3.5

#8  New York Giants @ Washington

So, Eli has a tired arm right? This is the perfect game then. Washington’s defense is terrible. Bert 3 is playing out of his mind and he can’t get any help on the other side of the ball.

Giants -9.5

#9 Tampa Bay @ Denver

Where did Tampa come from? I’ll admit, I’m not a Freeman fan. I have never liked his game, but they are playing well this year with the help from DOUG. Doug just does what Doug does. You can’t stop him. Peyton can make any receiver relevant. This is a tough one, but I’m going for the upset this week.

Tampa +3.5

#10 Carolina @ KC

Cam vs Brady Quinn. There is nothing else to say here. KC is terrible. They have a few moments where they look like a decent team, but then the other team realizes that they’re playing KC  and can’t lose.

Carolina – 7.5

#11  Philadelphia @ Dallas (Heat’s Hot Fire of the Week)

This is the game that I’m in favor of picking for the survivor pool this week. Philly hasn’t shown anything all season, and although it’s a rivalry game and the Dallas play calling is crap, I think them Boys will pull off the win. It’s not a consensus pick, so we should be safe with that rule. Without McCoy and Vick this should be a must win game for Dallas, at home. If Dallas can’t win this game, they need to tear down that overpriced club they call a field.

Dallas -10.5

#12 Pittsburgh @ Baltimore (Heat’s #2 pick of the week)

I’m surrounded by Steelers fans because of the company I keep. Meat would have the most accurate line on this game. I’m going with the Birds.

Ravens -10.5

#13 SF @ St. Louis

SF has an actual QB controversy unlike the Jets arguing over which back up will end their season more gracefully.  Smith will be back with the starters, but Kaep should get some playing time in this blow out.

SF -13.5

#14 Minnesota @ GB

Unfortunately, I’m looking at this game purely from a fantasy perspective. This sucks, because I would usually give no thought to this game. All I’m hoping for is an AP injury that will take him out for next week. Rodgers is always someone to worry about, and is Sandusky like..Just too much for these kids in Minnesota.

GB – 10.5

#15 Houston @ Tennessee

Assuming that the Houston D gets the big dick they’ve been choking on the last two weeks out of their mouth, then they will win this game without a problem. Foster, Johnson, and Watt are just too much for Locker and the Titans.

Houston -10.5

#16 (most confident pick) NE @ Miami

New England is playing the Dolphins. I don’t care who is out for NE. It does not matter.

NE -14.5