Wednesday, January 16, 2013
Divisional Round recap
Above is Ray Lewis giving his no weapon formed against me shall prosper speech, which we learned 10 or so years ago is absolutely correct. So, basically, Ray-Ray thinks that God hates Denver and purposely moved that safety out of position.
And God/Ray-Ray also spited Heat and I last week, spoiling our one mutual pick. I thought Denver would roll Baltimore, and that Peyton's chokiness would not come into play. Lo and behold, after halftime, the Peyster was missing open dudes left and right. He was spraying wildly like Peyton North.
Outside of that, I hit Seattle and New England while Heat got SF. So I'm even and Heat loses 50 fake dollars. Take that, Heat! Why does betting suck? Because I was clearly wrong about Atlanta. And Heat was clearly right about that game. And, thanks to a late collapse, I got it right. Even though I got it wrong. It's all about them fake Grants, dog.
Alright, onto the Conference Championship games, where I will make you RICH AS FUCK, SON!